Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and, of course, plenty of laughter. Here are some fun and family-friendly Thanksgiving jokes that are sure to make your kids crack up and add extra joy to your holiday celebration.
Why Did the Turkey Go to the Doctor?
The turkey went to the doctor because it had fowl breath.
This joke is a great way to start the laughter, as it plays on the word "fowl," which is both a type of bird and a pun on "foul."
What Do You Call a Running Turkey?
A running turkey is called fast food.
This joke is simple yet hilarious, and kids will love the silly pun on "fast food."
Why Did the Police Arrest the Turkey?
The police arrested the turkey because they suspected it of fowl play.
This joke is another clever use of the word "fowl" and introduces a bit of mischief to the story.
What Do You Call Thanksgiving if You're an Avocado?
If you're an avocado, you call Thanksgiving Guac-toberfest.
This joke is a fun way to include other foods in the Thanksgiving theme and adds a bit of silly festivity.
Why Did the Scarecrow Become a Successful Blogger?
The scarecrow became a successful blogger because he was outstanding in his field.
While not strictly a Thanksgiving joke, this one is seasonal and fits nicely into your Thanksgiving humor.
Why Did the Apple Join the Gym?
The apple joined the gym to get some core strength.
This joke is a healthy dose of fruit-related humor that kids will appreciate.
What Did the Grape Say When It Got Stepped On?
The grape said, "Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
This joke is a classic and can be adapted to fit the Thanksgiving table—perhaps talking about grapes in the fruit salad.
Why Did the Pumpkin Pie Go to the Party?
The pumpkin pie went to the party because it was a gourd time.
This joke plays on the words "good" and "gourd," which is perfect for the pumpkin pie centerpiece of many Thanksgiving meals.
Why Was the Math Book Sad on Thanksgiving?
The math book was sad on Thanksgiving because it had too many problems.
This joke is a clever way to bring a bit of school humor into the holiday season.
What Did the Turkey Say to the Pumpkin?
The turkey said to the pumpkin, "You're my favorite gourd friend!"
This joke is heartwarming and playful, emphasizing the friendship between two popular Thanksgiving items.
Why Did the Family Bring a Ladder to Thanksgiving Dinner?
The family brought a ladder to Thanksgiving dinner because they heard the drinks were on the house.
This joke adds a bit of physical humor and surprise, making it a fun addition to your Thanksgiving jokes.
Incorporating these jokes into your Thanksgiving celebration can make the day even more enjoyable and memorable for your kids. Whether during the meal, while playing games, or just hanging out, these jokes are sure to bring smiles and laughter. So go ahead, let the giggles begin, and make this Thanksgiving one to remember!
